In ancient times Korean boys and girls were sometimes married when they were little more than children. Moreover, there was frequently a massive difference in the ages of the happy couple, so that a groom of say, twelve years, might well be the called upon to take a bride of more than twice his years. The lady in such a case was of necessity, more of a harried mother than a blushing bride. Let us now see what might happen on the occasion of such a ludicrous wedding.